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A whole new way of praying.
oh SHIT OH GAWD JESUS JESUS JESUS LORD JE ZUS JESUS OHHHH JESUS CHRIST OHH OHHHHHH JESUS JESUS OHHH LAWD 'REEKRIS' LAWD JESUS IT GOIN DOWN AWWW MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS
bootleg fireworks by Wonka9090 October 10, 2011

Fireworks Factory 

Originally from the Simpsons, where Itchy and Scratchy were trying to travel to the fireworks factory but were prevented from doing so by an unpopular third character, "Poochy", to the dismay of the viewers.

The phrase now applies whenever an entertainer refuses to do the things that the audience wants.
I can't believe that Clark Kent won't fly or wear the Superman costume in Smallville! Why won't they just go to the fireworks factory?

Mexican Fireworks 

when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)
Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky?

Girl 2: he gave me Mexican Fireworks...

Girl 1: eww
Mexican Fireworks by Shaggo July 30, 2010

Throw firewood 

An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.
You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."
Throw firewood by Yodamane January 1, 2012

throwing some firewood 

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.
Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

Worms and Fireworks 

Expresses the indifference between two actions or things with an insignificant outcome. It is often used by computer science students when asked which algorithm to implement or people identifying as Shakespeare's offspring.
Ben Dover: Yo dude, which algorithm should I use to sort this list?
Big Mike: It's Worms and Fireworks, man!