A person that has a fire in their crotch and needs to alleviate it by doing any of the following: bitch about life and/or delivers cookies to future fathers.
Sarah is such a fire crotch!
by Jack Shau January 09, 2007
While some think it is red pubic hairs it is actually possible for any human being to recieve a fire crotch.

Typically at bonfires, everyone is outside enjoying a nice cold beer or playing foolish games with fireworks. In a devilish game of roman candles one could be struck in the crotch region causing them to occur a "fire crotch"

Another cause of fire crotch can happen when somebody tries to be "cool" and leap over the fire. Their genitals can get very close to the fire and can also cause fire crotch

If you are occuring fire crotch be prepared for burnt children if you are planning to have kids.
1. "yo dude hit me with the roman candle... o shit i got fucking fire crotch, o fuck put it out oh fuck that hurts"
by Jeff Woodall July 21, 2008
A retarded red headed bitch that has a really raunchy red haired vagina and is required to use sun screen as lubricant.
The ugly curly red headed girl in my science class that goes through sun screen alot is a FIRE CROTCH.
by Burned by Gabi May 14, 2009
A red head who also has red pubic hair and will fuck/suck anything.
Lea is a red headed firecrotch whore who fucked alex ameni.
by Jared hopkins June 11, 2008
an unfortunate condition where one is born with red/orange pubic hair.
"i waz bout tah fuk dis bytch, den she had a firecrotch n i dipped"
by suckmyPP March 10, 2008
a speicial ed teacher thts hair is hot and attidue is hotter and looks like a a fuckin druged out ho wearin 50 diferent colors lookin like a clown
fire crotch: no u cannot sit there! go in the corner
gangsta: fuck u bitch
by nigga i'm 4 real January 17, 2007
A red-headed, cocky fucktard that in no way shape or form contributes anything to his own life others lives or society as a whole.
I would rather dip my balls in a deep-fryer while drinking a homeless guy's jenkem and have a pack of rabid dogs eat my still attached fried balls than be near that fire crotch prick bobby beaman for more than 3 seconds.
by bobby beaman March 08, 2009

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