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firearm oviparity

The most American thing an animal can do, lay a gun.
Jack: Hey!
Bob: I heard Calum's chicken has firearm oviparity!
Jack: bruh
firearm oviparity by AverageRedditor December 21, 2020

firearms 

An American symbol. Something that the Second Amendment of the U.S. Constitution lets us bear.
Fred: That guy's carrying a gun! Let's kick his ass!

Bob: Fred, you stupid Brit, he has every freaking right to.
firearms by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm 

A dramatic principal that states every element of a story must be completely unnecessary and never called back to.
Season 7 of Doctor Who contains numerous examples of Chekhov's Unregistered Firearm

firearms 

A term for a weapon or weapons
The man's coat was loaded with firearms
firearms by |S*R| Justin July 22, 2003
Firearms are used for several reasons
-Cheating in a knife fight
-Commiting Crimes
-Hunting
-Destroying small objects out of boredom
-Target Practice
These tools first came around in China with the work of gunpowder. Europe began using firearms in the late 1300s. In the 1500s, the arquebus arrived and anyone could be recruited into the army in a short time, thus knights or any other honorary soldier that had spent a years to a lifetime training weren't needed as little skill was involved in operating a gun. In modern times, many countries have banned them, but they remain common in criminal hands. Although most firearm owners are honest non-criminals, any idiotic scum can get their hands on a firearm, giving it a bad reputation, and giving politicians thought about banning specific guns. There is much controversy in this issue, afterall some people just like going duck hunting with 155mm howitzers, and small concealable silenced automatic weapons designed for murder are perfectly safe after all.
"Firearms are great"-Chuck Norris
Firearm by Jag140 July 10, 2011
Another one of man's best friends, second to the dog. You load a bullet, unlock the gun, aim at your target, pull the trigger, and get smacked in the face by kick-back. Usually protested against by hippies, anti-war protestors, liberals, and other idiots. The United Kingdom has fallen prey to the liberal predators in Parliament who passed laws controlling the ownership and usage of firearms, and not just safety laws (like the United States.)
I love my firearm. I sleep with it in my bed.

"George, I killed my firearm because i pet it too hard."
"Don't worry, Lenny, I'll fix it for you."
Firearm by victor December 6, 2003