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smell my finger

A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".
Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!
smell my finger by Tez, a man February 5, 2010

finger smeller 

One who sniffs his or her finger (s) immediately following an intentional whisping sweep of the genitalia area Of their body. This act is generally performed as a cleanliness assessment.
John from human resources is totally a finger smeller. He stood by the copier about three times with his hand underneath his nose while he had a coffee. I almost mistook him for a tool-sniffer.
finger smeller by zillarealm November 28, 2015

smelly finger 

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.
Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."
smelly finger by mavros April 29, 2006

Smelly finger 

Shane Glynn got the smelly finger
Smelly finger by Kidrock27383 June 18, 2018

Smelly Finger dance 

a dance performed, mainly by people in wellingborough where your 2nd and 3rd fingers are held out together,with the rest of your hand clenched, waving it around infront or you, or even waved under the nose/between the legs (hence the name smelly fingers) this dance should be done with a 'nasty face' on.
'yes bluud i c u bus'in that Smelly Finger dance with ya nasty face...ya get me'
Smelly Finger dance by missyt85 October 3, 2012

Smell My Fingers 

A phrase used by people (mostly male) after fingering a female, due to the "pleasant" oder the vagina leaves on the fingers.

However, most people who use this joke haven't actually gotten any, and are saying it to be funny or insulting, or are bragging about it. Best when used towards friends about people they're close to.
Jimmy: "Hey Timmy, you know your sister, Bella?"
Timmy: "Of course, what about her?"
Jimmy: " Smell my fingers ;) "

Ben: "So me and that hot co-worker Jenna went out to lunch somewhere private"
Mickey: "So?"
Ben: " Smell My Fingers "

Mickey: "Score!"