Finance bro

someone who desperately wants to be rich and will always talk about stocks and other finance garbage.
will likely repost edits of andrew tate and other richy rich douches who post videos of their stupid courses

"James wants to be a Finance Bro so bad its fucking disgusting"

by Xur345687 May 18, 2023

Objective Finance

Probably the best thing to ever happen to Mankind.

Aiden saw the guaranteed benefit of Objective finance.

by TheZestyPepperoni February 11, 2021

Math Finance

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.

i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.

by cod1008 November 17, 2010

creative financing

A term used to describe a criminal method in procuring an item. Unlawful taking.

My girlfriend was able to acquire a brand-new Prada handbag through the use of some creative financing.

by Steve June 18, 2004

creative financing

A skill used by low income folks to get stuff the need. Used especially by darkies.

person 1:Yo man where'd you get the money for these chicken wings?
person 2: I used creative financing. I dug in the sofa.

by you wish June 14, 2004

Ultra-Financing

It is the financing done every year just after Ultra Music Festival. It may also be used to describe the hustling done prior to the festival in order to buy tickets, hotel rooms, and party supplies.

Wow rents due in two days and I blew all my funds at Ultra on 7 dollar beers, lucky charms, and a hotel room I never saw...it's time for some Ultra-financing...anyone wanna buy an X-box 360?

by drankInsane March 29, 2010

apr financing

a thing that really sucks

by fhireof September 21, 2003