file bitch

A derogatory term for a secretary, assistant, or intern that does the most demeaning and menial office work. This person is almost always at the bottom of the company ladder, making them a living target for all their coworkers.

Jim: God, I really don't want to have to copy all of this crap. Then it's got to get filed. It's gonna take all night.

Mike: Well, just give it to the file bitch. She's not a real person anyway.

file bitch by Ian Evans January 23, 2008

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Windows Batch File

A file that can mess up your computer.

Guy 1: I Downloaded a file called Free minecraft.bat (Windows Batch File) off of Mediafire!
Guy 2: Are you stupid?
Guy 1: too late, My PC Is now toast.

Windows Batch File by JamezWebResearch August 15, 2017

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batch file

A file on a windows computer that executes some of the simplest code ever. Often used by script kiddies to trick their friends that they're "hacking".

<Skid> Bro I'm hacking the main frame.
<Friend> Nah dude thats a batch file.

batch file by wyatt445 February 21, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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