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Fieri's Disease 

A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.
Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.

I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.
Fieri's Disease by ummmmm yeah? December 9, 2012
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Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica 

The brutalist, most ear piercing, intense music you will ever hear in your entire life.
Guy 1-Yo i cant wait for Guy Fieri's Giant Ass Explosion Dramatica' new album "duct taped to a moose('s cock)!!
Guy 2-I know i cant wait to hear such classic songs as barftrails, and cellino and barnes.

fiery snap dragon 

A woman whose genitals are infected with herpes.
"oh man you don't want to get that... She's a fiery snap dragon"-Charlie
"Oh, thanks man, I wouldn't want to wake up with the herp."-Alex.

fiery squirt 

Masterbating while taking a shit, and or having a climax at the same time as poop comes out of your ass.
I thought of your mom when i was pooping and fiery squirted

Fiery Scorpion Pong 

A game similar to ping-pong or "table tennis", with one exception: The paddles are replaced by fiery scorpions.
"Why is your hand all burnt and stung?"
"Oh, me and Charles played Fiery Scorpion Pong."

fiery snowball 

When 2 gingers have oral sex that ends in a snowball.
Cameron: hey donnie how did you do with that slut Brooke last night?
Donnie: We fucked all night and I finished with a fiery snowball.
Tomm: You sick fuck

Fiery Surprise

To receive a brand spanking new electric fire with no prior warning!
Amazing!!! An unexpected and Fiery Surprise!!
Fiery Surprise by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007