A complete ass hole who insists on getting chickens and placing them just a few feet away from my bedroom window, and then decides to start hosing them down at 6am every morning which makes them cluck like crazy and then starts digging around in gravel with a shovel! Basically a complete cunt...
Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?
Who the fuck needs to hose chickens down at 6am every morning tho?
OMG it's 6am and the chicken fiddler next door is soaking his chickens with the hose pipe again! Now they won't shut up clucking! Ahhhhh
Fuck you John!
Fuck you John!
by Pissed off neighbour February 18, 2013
by V dux August 28, 2007
by Chris March 14, 2005
A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"
Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.
by bigpoppa20 May 16, 2006
1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.
2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.
2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.
Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...
Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!
Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...
Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!
Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...
by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 19, 2010
When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.
by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004
Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.
I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.
by Beaver Nibbler July 6, 2011