fernurd

Fernurd is something completely useless. Its something people don't know why it even exists. The only thing useful about the word id the word itself. For example: earwax, or the remains of the eraser after its use.

Throw away the fernurd on that table.

fernurd by dictionariiii September 10, 2014

Fernurkanese 

Garbled text typed into a Runescape chatbox. Often a result of being tired from nolifing or due to inebriation. May also be a result of lack of expertise with the English language or one handed typing due to a broken thumb.

What load of no sense crap did you just type... looks like fernurkanese to me!

Fernurkanese by Fern Brisot September 16, 2010

Fernard

A small bowl of marijuana that just gets a couple people a little high.

1) "Dude, wanna smoke a bowl or something before you go home?"

"I don't know man, I've got to talk to my mom when I get home."

"well, maybe just a fernard?"

"yea, I suppose I could handle just a fernard."

Fernard by Bernard McWilliams October 18, 2008

Fernudel 

A bastardized term meaning the equivalent of an Italian quickie.

I want to fernudel you right here, right now!

Fernudel by Zorzan March 9, 2010

Fernural 

Urban Prononciation of Funeral.

I caint go to the fish fry saturday, I gotta go to leroy's Fernural!

Fernural by Timellll November 28, 2007