The female version of the mullet. Commonly paired with cancer spotted skin, way too much blue eyeshadow, Hooter's shirts, and farm equipment.
by Flora April 24, 2003
The female counterpart to the mullet. They are somewhat more rare than the mullet, and inspire so much more awe. Also in most cases, they arouse wild desire. The femullet can often be seen hanging around the local McDonald's, buying every item off of the Dollar Menu. It is highly common to see a femullet with back boobs.
A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.
If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
A femullet can't contain her raw sexuality, so naturally, her hair becomes a conduit. Any sexual partner of the femullet receives infinitely more release and gratification than a normal woman can ever hope of giving. Some cultures revere the femullet's power of fertility.
If you manage to snip off some of the femullet's hair, burn it and inhale the fumes, it is said to have an aphrodesiac effect.
Darrel: Man, that is one wicked old femullet over there.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.
Ellyse: Yeah, she bought like 20 egg McMuffins and now she's just scarfin'. Niiice.
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad November 22, 2009