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Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

felationship 

A.) A courtship that does not extend past felatio. Action is usually carried out with female who is significantly larger than her counterpart

B.) A form of relationship in which the girl will repeatedly pleasure you with her mouth but expect no Valentine's present in return for her actions.
She's not my girlfriend, we are just in a felationship.
felationship by Koy November 26, 2006

femotional 

Female emotional need to get constantly angry, upset, or sad at stupid shit; usually brought on by menstrual cycle.
I just asked if you wanted something to eat; why the hell are you being so femotional?
femotional by Rober Larson January 19, 2008

courtesy felatio 

The forgetten art of offering felatio as a nice 'thank you.' It is important to note that the felatio should NOT be used as an exchange for money or goods. Courtesy felatio is proper in lieu of a Thank You Card.

Perfect in return for helping someone move, house sitting, picking up groceries, drive to the airport, helping jump start your car, etc...
"Thanks for the drive to the airport. Allow me to express my gratitude with courtesy felatio"

NOT!!! "Thanks for the big screen tv... i'll give you a blow job"... (that is just prostitution)
courtesy felatio by Chris Owen H October 1, 2005
Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.
Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.
felatio by Jorge December 16, 2004

felationado 

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."
Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!
felationado by Big Vi May 10, 2005