1.Someone who consumes Seamen from another persons orifice
2. Slurpin' ya cum from an ass or sumfin
to felch, felching, felched, felch wizard
2. Slurpin' ya cum from an ass or sumfin
to felch, felching, felched, felch wizard
by freddy felcher June 16, 2006
When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.
by Jason March 26, 2005
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
by Corriea July 16, 2003
A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
by Dr.Cyclopz December 10, 2011
During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.
I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”
by 1Icemonkey August 2, 2019
Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt
by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019