coit

An Australian slang term for the human sphincter or "asshole".

James! do your homework!
Suck my coit mum!

by DOOM! November 03, 2003

coit

Australian slang for assehole

get off your fat coit and get me a beer. I can't I'm too pissed.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 09, 2005

coit

short for 'coitis' (sexual intercourse)

"see that chick over on the couch, we're going to coit later"

by John Griffin May 12, 2004

coit

Ausralian slang for anus or vagina.

Mum pull your finger out ya coit

by twotwothreetwo March 31, 2008

coit

A word meaning 'Coat', From Yorkshire I think.

'Giz me coit'. Meaning 'Give me my coat'.

by Netti October 13, 2006

coit

male whore

He was a total coit to hook up with all of those girls.

by Anonymous October 07, 2003

Coited

Getting laid, bumpin' nasties, makin' the beast with two backs, etc. Coit is based on the name of an old game called Quoits where you throw a rope or metal ring over a peg (like when you play horseshoes).

Get coited and die.

by Bored Silly December 28, 2008