feitan 

OUR SHORT KING. Yet don’t get it twisted he doesn’t fall short when it comes to the deed. With a speech impeachment his adorableness but sexiness is the perfect balance. He is a professional in torture and being my baby daddy.

Feitan can fuck me till i cry.

feitan by Feitansslut September 24, 2020

Feitanism 

Feitanism is the superior religion to others such as Kurtism, we believe in the short king femboy, feitan, it is the best way

I just recently converted to Feitanism, girly girl 🛐🔪🌂

Feitanism by feitanswife October 30, 2020

fiesta grande 

The act of performing hot sweaty intercourse with a rotund Mexican chica who has been infected with every STD and then pouring nacho cheese in her vagina, inserting the males erect penis into the nacho cheese filled wizard sleeve. Then the male sticks his penis into the rotund Mexican chicas asshole while screaming "Ariba" "Ariba". After the Fiesta was completed the male inserts his nacho cheese poop covered dick into the rotund mexican chicks mouth, she then vomits all over the males penis and sticks it back into her nacho cheese filled vagina..while this is going on the male must grab a Sombrero while yelling "FIESTA"

Jim: Damn Jose you wriek like shit..did you perform a Fiesta Grande last night with Selena?
Jose: yeh homie but da nacho cheese didnt taste that bad.

fiesta grande by Shftokersmoker December 4, 2016

feitan 

Our short king. Yet he still manages to be packing down there i mean why else would he wear a dress. With i speech impeachment his cuteness and sexiness go perfectly together. He is a professional in the art of torture and being my baby daddy.

Feitan is so fineeee

feitan by Feitansslut September 24, 2020

Feastan 

Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.

Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe

Feastan by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020

feitan 

MR. Segy😼 hes from hunter x hunter our little emo boy😫😫😫😫 hes a baby😋

Feitan is segy😼

feitan by Hisokaswarmcum September 18, 2020

clown fiesta 

A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place.

"Bro, that party last night was a total clown fiesta," said Chad.

clown fiesta by Big clown October 19, 2015