6 definitions by Shftokersmoker
The act of performing hot sweaty intercourse with a rotund Mexican chica who has been infected with every STD and then pouring nacho cheese in her vagina, inserting the males erect penis into the nacho cheese filled wizard sleeve. Then the male sticks his penis into the rotund Mexican chicas asshole while screaming "Ariba" "Ariba". After the Fiesta was completed the male inserts his nacho cheese poop covered dick into the rotund mexican chicks mouth, she then vomits all over the males penis and sticks it back into her nacho cheese filled vagina..while this is going on the male must grab a Sombrero while yelling "FIESTA"
Jim: Damn Jose you wriek like shit..did you perform a Fiesta Grande last night with Selena?
Jose: yeh homie but da nacho cheese didnt taste that bad.
Jose: yeh homie but da nacho cheese didnt taste that bad.
by Shftokersmoker December 4, 2016
When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
by Shftokersmoker February 3, 2021
A canabis enthusiast is a person who does not like the social stigma with names such as pothead or stoner. They usually are stoners who have priorities and contribute to society.
Ex: every pot head who is successful
Ex: every pot head who is successful
by Shftokersmoker March 14, 2016
The art of taking a shit while squatting on the toilet and moving your hips in the “around town” motion from spongebob insuring your reacenty dropped load looks like a cinnamon roll. Then you procede to masturbait ye old purple headed yogurt slinger in the superman position on top of the toilet with one hand in the air like superman and squit your cum all over your poop. Then proceed to serve the the cinnamon role to your girlfriend.
Jake: Dude, christi wanted me to serve her a Cinnamon Roll last night.
Adam: Did you?
Jake: Fuck yeah!! And i gave her two squirts of frosting.
Adam: Tighttttt
Adam: Did you?
Jake: Fuck yeah!! And i gave her two squirts of frosting.
Adam: Tighttttt
by Shftokersmoker March 13, 2019
When you are so fucking high off the cabbage from hell and tripping off your ass from acid that you start pissing on your kitchen floor thinking its your cat so you start laughing and accidently fuck your hamster.
Adam: Dude i was so fucking steezed last night I accidently fucked a goat thinking it was my hand. Fucking steezed dude.
Jack: dude that sounds like a hell of a night!!
Jack: dude that sounds like a hell of a night!!
by Shftokersmoker March 27, 2019
That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.
by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018