An emotion which, irrespective of whatever previous emotion you were feeling, instantaneously makes you feel like you are going to die, fills your entire body with adrenaline and sends your heart rate off the scale.
Fear was a very useful evolutionary advance for millions of years, keeping mankind one step ahead of predators and snakes and shit but unfortunately it still occurs in trivial situations, such as:
- when you lean back on your chair to the point it feels like it might suddenly tip over
- when you are eating food in the street and you almost drop a bit on the floor
- when you have been smoking weed with your bong buddies for a few hours and a group of very tall, charismatic people you haven't met before suddenly show up
- when your girlfriend almost discovers the stash of tranny porn you acquired years ago but completely forgot about...until right now
Fear was a very useful evolutionary advance for millions of years, keeping mankind one step ahead of predators and snakes and shit but unfortunately it still occurs in trivial situations, such as:
- when you lean back on your chair to the point it feels like it might suddenly tip over
- when you are eating food in the street and you almost drop a bit on the floor
- when you have been smoking weed with your bong buddies for a few hours and a group of very tall, charismatic people you haven't met before suddenly show up
- when your girlfriend almost discovers the stash of tranny porn you acquired years ago but completely forgot about...until right now
"Are you coming to the pub?"
"No man I got severely drunk in there last night and exposed myself to everyone. I can't face their accusing eyes until the fear goes away."
"No man I got severely drunk in there last night and exposed myself to everyone. I can't face their accusing eyes until the fear goes away."
by Mr. Cardboard October 31, 2011
by pljhgd September 11, 2006
While tripping on LSD, I encountered the fundamental "fear" of death. Then I realized that "I" don't exist and that emotions are just flow. I watch thoughts now, calmly as I wait for the watcher to fully dissolve into nothingness.
by MirroringAwareness January 31, 2010
Fear is the mother fucking boss. If you act cool around him, he will shit on your fucking life and dox you. He will swat you, he will ruin your life and ruin you. He is, the boss.
by feartheboss June 30, 2011
The emotion that occurs when your WIFI dies. Also known as the end of the world, World War W... and most importantly "FUCK! THE WIFI DIED!"
by explodoboy June 29, 2017
a) Fear is an emotion that causes things such as paranoia and anxiety. Fear is normaly caused an object or person that causes terror.
b) Fear can also be used as a claim to being good at something.
b) Fear can also be used as a claim to being good at something.
by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004
The Gaelic word for "man", that is, an adult male. Pronounced "fair", with a light trill to the 'r'.
Has no likely connection to the English word meaning fright/apprehension.
Has no likely connection to the English word meaning fright/apprehension.
by Lorelili March 20, 2006