fauxny 

Something that isn't actually false but presents itself to be.

Man that new money with the big faces is so fauxny.

fauxny by walsh debit mason May 15, 2011

fauxny tail 

the lump of hair that sticks out the back of a longhairs ball cap

girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!

fauxny tail by santaire July 5, 2011

Fauxny Tail 

A small, almost bun like arrangement of hair donned by young gentlemen.

Almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .

"What the hell has that guy done with his hair and what's the point"?
"That's a fauxny tail, bitches love the fauxny tail".

Fauxny Tail by Branflak February 21, 2014

fauxner 

An illusionary erection created when one sits down and their pants (usually jeans) bunch up at the crotch. This can happen to both males and females, and generally, the stiffer and baggier the jeans, the more impressive the fauxner. This word comes from the French word "faux," meaning fake.

"Dude, don't get near me with that thing."

"Oh don't worry, it's just a fauxner."

fauxner by Kyle Rossi April 17, 2007

FAUXSYKIN 

TRUTH

40 PERCENT LIE-60 PERCENT TRUTH, IF THEY CANT TAKE THE REAL TRUTH GIVE THEM FAUXSYKIN.

FAUXSYKIN by ROCKYSWANSON March 7, 2009

FauxNews 

A alternate name for Fox News Network; opinions masquerading as news.

'You saw that on FauxNews last night, didn't you?'

FauxNews by dwendt April 15, 2009

Fauxnomenon 

A fake (faux) phenomenon, usually picked up on by the news-media, using bogus or highly unusual anecdotes to construct a false 'trend'.

Media outlets from the New York Times to Fox News absolutely love these, because they fill column space and news time, anyone can comment on them / write them and appear informed without actual research or investigative work, and they make for 'sexy' stories.

Common features of fauxnomenon stories include: Teens, sex, drugs, teens and sex, teens and drugs, teens and sex and drugs.

These types of fauxnomenon stories are often called 'moral panic' stories.

Mom: "Hey there honey, you haven't been going to Rainbow Parties, have you? It's where girls all get different colors of lipstick, and then they blow every boy at the party until their penises look like rainbows! I know kids are doing it these days because I saw it on Fox and CNN and Oprah, and I'm worried. They wouldn't put it on TV if it weren't true."

Daughter: "Mom, that's just a fauxnomenon! It's designed to play on your fear of teen sex and drum up ratings."

Mom: "Really?"

Daughter: "Yeah. That jenkem thing is totally legit, though."

Fauxnomenon by Televangelist June 3, 2009