fauxcation 

(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.

After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.

My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.

fauxcation by The_Joneses September 28, 2008

fauxcaine 

Small amounts of baking soda or some other imposter substance, sold as if it was cocaine to unsuspecting or naïve buyers.

Poor Katy. She got ripped off by some dodgy street dealer who sold her $200 worth of fauxcaine. Everyone was so pissed - and now all I can smell is baking soda.

fauxcaine by Tom Terranova September 25, 2007

fauxcade

when the front of a building (let's say usually an apartment complex or a house that is now a rental property) is designed to look imposing or grand when viewed head on, but when viewed critically the rest of the building doesn't live up to the first impression.

Sure, the place I thought about renting had a nice fauxcade with decorative window guards, brickwork, flashy cornices, and elaborate drainspouts, but the sides of the place were covered in cheap, cracked vinyl siding.

fauxcade by endtime34 April 18, 2010

fauxchambeau 

Much like rochambeau except the person who kicks first then immediately concedes the contest so that he doesn't have to get kicked in the nuts.

warning: if you fauxchambeau someone you should expect a return kick to your nuts when you least expect it.

Dude 1: Hey I'll rochambeau you for that last slice of pizza
Dude 2: Ok

Dude 1 kicks Dude 2 in the balls

Dude 2: uggghhh... my turn
Dude 1: nah, I'm full anyway, I just wanted to kick you in the nuts
Dude 2: oh man thats a total fauxchambeau, you better not sleep tonight

fauxchambeau by eJrock February 17, 2009

fauxcation line 

When a guy tells a girl that he's taking the summer off from working with some company, when he is actually unemployed.

Duder 1: "What did you tell that fine bitch at the club last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude I told her I was taking the summer off from MS."

Duder 1: "Wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? Damn, you better hope she doesn't find out your ass in unemployed and broke son!"

fauxcation line by westfalia December 22, 2009

fauxcabulary 

n. Vocabulary people use to try to put on an image or sound smart. For example, people referring to Nitrous Oxide as 'NOS', which is just flat out wrong.

Can also refer to words which sound like they have meaning, but don't.

Kevin, enough will your bullshit fauxcabulary. I know you know nothing about topic of discussion.

fauxcabulary by 175623226 December 24, 2006

fauxcasm 

Pronounced FO-casm

When someone says something completely retarded and/or stupid and then tries to pass off the statement as being sarcastic, only making them seem even more stupid. Can also be used to mask ignorance/faggotry.

It can be hard to distinguish from actual sarcasm, a good way to tell is if the statement was even remotely funny to begin with, or just plain insensetive.

A: I think 'twin days' at school are just stupid. I think the administration just wants to promote conformity and have everyone be the same.
B: Well, I always I thought it was just a way to spice up school life for a day. It's better than nothing.
A: Yeah, I was, uh.. I was being sarcastic.
B: That there is some pretty straight-up fauxcasm.

C: You did pretty terrible on that Science test, bro. 45%, are you retarded? I mean seriously. How could you have possible failed when the class average was 90%. Dumb shit.
D: Fuck you, my grandma died last night after a week in the hospital with brain cancer, I didn't have enough time to study. What with visiting her in her last few days and all. She didn't even recognize me! *cries*
C: I was being sarcastic.
D: Fuck you and your fauxcasm.

fauxcasm by kikiri May 21, 2009