Urban Dictionary: fattress

1.	fattress
	A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot. She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester. buy fattress mugs & shirts mattress mattress actress mattress back slut skeezer skank ho strumpet harlot easy easy ride mattress queen mattress test pilot strumpetulance head zeppelin badonkadonk bacon banger bacon-up that ass bash and dash bathtards battle toad bazooms bbw bbw luva beached whale beer goggle bait beer goggles big ass big ass hoes big ass tittys big boned girl big boobs big boobs bertha big booty big booty bitches big booty chaser big booty judy big breasted belly thrasher big fat flatty big flat fatty big girl big 'ol yamz big tits big titty committee big 'uns big'ems bigbunnies biggies bigguns bigits bikini beef bikini whale blimp blimper blimpy bloatation bloatmonger blockormore blubber block blubber bumper blubberfuck blubbernaut blubbervagine blubbies boingly-doinglies boob goggles boob skank boobified booblock boobzilla boomsheeka booty buffet booty call bounce for the ounce bouncing milktrucks bra buster brabuster buffalo butt buffalo chicks buffalo pancake buffalo screamer buffaloed buffet buffet bang buffet blimp buffet queen buffet slayer buffeteers burgertime busty butterass butterball butterbody buttereverything cheerleater chocolatier chub factory chub rodeo chub scout chubbamongous chubbasaur chubby side action chunky brewster chunky jug muffin elephant style elephant jockey sperm whale elephant rider flab stab cider visor jabba the slut embarrassex fat batter fat bitched fat bitch rodeo fat girls try shit fat piece of bitch fatslapper fatso fatty butt fatsquatch fattastic fatter than a republican in a tub full of poor people fatterazzi fattiebanger fattire fattitude fattle fattractive fatty fatty bingo fatty fatty 2 by 4 fatty fucker fatty girl fatty good fatty mcbutter pants bonbon style fatty patty fatty remorse fatty slayer fatty wins fatty-boombalatty fattybanger feeder ffb flab jockey flabalanche flabby abby flabdomen flabdominals flabjob flabville frump-a-lump fuck and buck fuck and chuck fuck and dump fuck and flight fuck and go fuck and run fug fug buddy fug-hug full as a fat girls socks fupa finder fupa lupa fupa tarp fupa troopa giant killing gross call ham and bangers ham show happy hour hottie heavy bessies heavy betty heavy duty heavy duty beauty heavy hangers heavy hitter heavy snacker heavy weight champ heavy weight honey heavyweight honey hippo cups hippo farmer hippo hunter hippopotamus hippositter hit it and forget it hit it and quit it hog callin hog farmer hog hard or hog home hog hunter hog lining hog n jog hog night hog slamming hog style hogger hoggers hoggie hogging hoggy honkers huge bitch huge knockers hugers jabba jockey jell-o slapping jellbows jello jiggler jelly fucking jelly jumper jelly rolled jellyrolling jiggletastic jigglies jugaboos juggaload juggantic juggatits jugged jugger lugger juggernaut junk in the trunk junk sex junkwagon laardvark lard blimp lard golem lard lover lard on lard smuggler lardass lardbanger lardcore lardgina lardie large and in charge large breasted large naturals larggies liquor pig love 'em and leave 'em love handles manatee mass ass melon fest moped moped bird moped chick moped women muffin top muffin tops mystery taxi nail the whale obesatron obesefemaphilia obeseiality obeselete obeser obeserexic obesies omega mu once fat bitch one night delight one night relationstand one night standable one nighter deluxe over the shoulder boulder holder overweight overweight female attention pear pig belly pig farm pig farmer pig fuckers pig fucking chubby chaser pig hot pig hunter pig lotto pig muffin pig party pigasm plumpa lumpa plumper plumper humper plump monkey plumpadunk plumper pumper plumped plumpette plumpfuck plumpies plumping pork diving pork muffin pork party pork popper pork pounder porke r porkgina potato cobbler practice girl pudfucker pudge packer pudgedumpling pudger ride the ripples rod knockers salad dodger sealfuck secret fatty secret internet fatty secret sex slam pig slapper slump buster slumpbuster slutapotamus slutfishing slutmuffin smuggling play doh snack slut splosher ssbbw suspension breaker swamp donkey swampdonk tennessee tennessee girl tennessee shower curtain thunder pig too much ham for two eggs too much junk in'd trunk too much junk in the trunk trampoline dogging truffle hunter tubby ugly hour ugly lights ugly naked body syndrome veet veeter veetology vitellius walk of shame war pig war pigs warpig watermelon smuggler whale whale hunter whale hunting whale pod whale rider whale tagger whale whomping whalefuck whalette by PMax Jan 30, 2009 add a video
2.	fattress
	A mattress for heavy people Do you want to swing by Mattress King and pick up a fattress? She doesn't use a fattress but she's no lightweight either. buy fattress mugs & shirts fattress mattress matress fatress obese fat sleep by Uncle Fatty Jun 22, 2008 add a video
3.	Fattress
	An extra-large bed or gurney used in a hospital for morbidly obese individuals - Did you see that fatso come in with anasarca? - Yeah, she was so big her pannus was hanging off her fattress... the dumb bitch. buy fattress mugs & shirts fatress fattres fatmobile pannus fatso obese by Madmanskin Jul 22, 2010 add a video