Fattyeater 

A very large fat person at the top of the food chain and hierarchy. They need to eat a lot of food, so they tend to eat other fat people so they can live. They are very dangerous, they can be found at walmart, water parks, public shower rooms and mcdonalds. They fight for food, and usually the winner eats the loser. Fateaters can be up to 8 feet tall and are at least 500 pounds, we do not yet know their maximum weight. They can attack by crushing others with their weight, they also bite, and some can swallow you whole.

Oh shit dude thats a big Fattyeater!
There's another one!
Shit, they are fighting, that one just swallowed the other one whole!
The Fattyeater really is a dangerous species.
Ah shit it saw us!
Run!
It's rolling!
It's catching up!
Ahhhh! It's eating me!
Rip bob

Fattyeater by fattyeater August 20, 2018

fartsweaters 

Action-verb.
When you walk into a crop dusted fart cloud and can taste the robust aroma of what was consumed which stick to your teeth. You have fartsweathers.

'Lit Johnny crop dusted me and gave me fartsweaters.

fartsweaters by Fairymonster and Boogeyman March 24, 2024