fatjacked 

A person who is both muscular and fat.

Woah, Tom needs to lay off the bacon - he's starting to look fatjacked!

fatjacked by SuzanneG January 17, 2008

fartjacket 

something you call a person who is being a retard or stupid or is annoying you A LOT.

D: You know what smells?
T: What?
D: Your mom!
T: How is that----
D: *takes notebook*
T: Give that back you little fartjacket!!!!!!!

fartjacket by SKW<3 October 26, 2012

Facejacked 

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.

Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked

Facejacked by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010

FatJake 

The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor.

I can't believe I just pulled a FatJake.
Ha Ha, Tiesha just pulled a FatJake.
Don't talk shit to me; I'll make you pull a FatJake.
Wow, that FatJake was really refreshing; Just what I needed to wake me up!
She pulled a FatJake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.
I broke my backbone from pulling a FatJake.

FatJake by Jake Halverson October 2, 2007

facejacked 

When someone leaves their Facebook account logged in or shares their login details with someone else at which point someone makes posts to said person's account without their knowledge.

"Bill just got facejacked. That guy gave me his login credentials for Facebook so I wrote on his wall and updated his status."

facejacked by Agent SILVERFOX February 13, 2009

flatbacked

1.Past tense of "flatbacking." To have slept (ie sexed) your way through something.

2. To have prostituted your way through something, either by trading for sex or by selling sex for money in order to pay.

"She won't be the first co-ed to have flatbacked her way through college." Ice-T (Law & Order: SVU)

flatbacked by Country Girl Big City June 22, 2012

Tatjacked 

A person who has big muscles and is covered in tattoos.

"My girlfriend left me for that tatjacked monster!"

Tatjacked by Inkless and Skinny June 4, 2013