fatassery 

(adv.) when a severly fat person orders an assload of food but finishes the order off with "and a large DIET coke"

i'm tired of al's fatassery! he always says, "i'll have 2 big macs, supersize fries, apple pie & a large DIET coke, please."

fatassery by junewho October 18, 2006

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

fatarted 

When somebody is fat, overweight, or obese and they are dumb, retarted or just plain fucked up. You can use this terminology

Shut the fuck up Mary your fatarted

fatarted by Rikesh Patel July 1, 2006

fatassed 

When something gives way or breaks due to a sudden increase in weight that was put upon it.

Wow! She really fatassed that beach chair! We had to throw it away!

fatassed by sporto April 8, 2006

Fatassed 

verb, past tense
(fat-ass-ed)

to waste time, to do nothing for a long period of time. the act of being a fatass.

Ryan: Wow I haven't done anything today.
Hannah: Same, I just sat at home and fatassed.

Fatassed by Hannah412 February 6, 2009

Fat arse 

<noun>

1) Buttocks with a large fat deposit in them.

2) A fat person who acts like an arse.

1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"

2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."

Fat arse by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

fartarse 

some one who is fannying around!! taking along time to do something!

Mum: Can you come down and clear up your mess and stop being a fartarse

fartarse by Nikki n Steffi January 18, 2008