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Fat Fingers 

The syndrome used to describe a person who consistently makes typing errors when chatting or in emails. Fat Fingers is derived from the image that due to their large fingers, they press many letters when only intending to press one.
Steph: Hey why are you on so late?
Kyra: Oh i dunnp ahg a aprty
Steph: fat fingers much?
Kyra: sorry i meant i had a party.
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Fat Fingers 

Fat Finger disease is characterized by those having short, stubby fingers and rounded finger tips. Symptoms include false dyslexia while typing, as these fingers cause abnormal key sequencing. The only known benefit of Fat Fingers is the patient is more able to pleasure his partner, assuming the patient is male.
Otherwise, the patient is just a freak of nature.
... just type a bit. If you have to hit backspace more than 2 times in one sentence for misspelling or backwards key stroking, you suffer from Fat Fingers.
Fat Fingers by moosepiss9 August 1, 2008
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fat fingers friday 

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!
ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).
fat fingers friday by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

Fat fingers 

Means your have a fat ass.
Fat fingers by lord chunk March 30, 2020

Fat fingers 

The fattest of the fingers. Everyone notices the fat when the fingers are fat. No one likes fat fingers. They usually fat finger everyone!!! Stay away from fat fingers.
He has Fat Fingers!! stay away!!
Fat fingers by dfsfsdfsdfsdfsf December 20, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026