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Fasterun 

To be "faster than".
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.
"Bloody camels, a fish could walk fasterun you"
Fasterun by 8 stair July 26, 2004

Fasterisking

The (often irritating) habit of swearing online but inserting asterisks in place of letters thereby trying to give the (false) impression of self-control.
"I wish they would all f*ck off", "boll*cks" and "b*gger" are all examples of fasterisking.
Fasterisking by arch arrow March 18, 2011

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)
I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch
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When getting out of somewhere just isn't fast enough. To leave a situation involving idiotic people when a jet aircraft isn't going to work, and you have had enough.
After a last altercation with an idiot, we decided to get out of there fasters.
Fasters by rich8ch July 12, 2015

pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is a pair of shoes
Lets go to the store to go get you a pair of go fasters

Mike got a new pair of go fasters
pair of go fasters by BigBootyMuncha December 18, 2022
Faster than faster. it is used when you want a bitch boy virgin to make up his fucking mind
' Bro, think fasterest. '
Fasterest by crimmywimmy August 6, 2023