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A face so sexually arousing, it urges one to indulge in the sinful pleasures of masturbation.
Her overall physique was lackluster, but she had a real fapface.

The way that girl looked at me made my penis go tingly right away. Her fapface alone was enough reason to send my hands down my pants.
fapface by OriginalFapFace April 9, 2011
Someone who is a fag and you need a better word to call them then fag. Fag does not necessarily mean gay just someone who is incredibly stupid and desperate and says some of the weirdest/stupidest things you have ever heard in your entire life.
person 1- Zech, a.k.a. fagface is so retarded.
person 2- yes i agree he does say some of the stupidest/weirdest things i have every heard. Especially when he's high.
fagface by 867-5309 call me March 28, 2007
1 - (adj.) Unexpectedly or disappointingly "gay" in the pejorative sense. Requiring a surprisingly large amount of attention or mental energy on account of being disappointing or lacking in explainable heterosexual motives.

2 - (n.) A person who is exhibiting the behavior of a stereotypical homosexual person out of context or despite being heterosexual.

3 - (n.) An insulting alternative name for any close friend. well-know acquaintance, or enemy who is behaving in uncharacteristically prissy ways.
def. 1 - This fagface meal is making me feel nauseous.

def. 2 - Look at Debbie's husband's casual, limp-wristed pose. He's such a fagface.

def. 3 - Stop messing around with my sister's perfume, fagface!
fagface by Thaddeus Grahm January 2, 2011

fastfaced 

Someone that is a real smartass. Quick wit used to keep the conversation going
Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.
fastfaced by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014
when someone has a thin body, but they still have a really fat face, making them look bigger than they actually are
Rachael Ray has crazy fatface.
fatface by scr730 March 10, 2011
What you call someone when you dont want to use their real name
Hey facface what’s up?
facface by Scooby-Doopopop April 7, 2019