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The act of sending a picture of your Penis through a text message
Hope: has Tom Farved you yet?

Jenn: no just drunk texts

Hope : He's sent me Three , and his Penis looks weird.
farved by t@ags January 13, 2011
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farved fareed Farded farked Farmed farve fareeda fareedah Farveing fared
(v)To have taken a shit or a piss in any part of your own home, other than the bathroom.
Home owner, "Then i was all like-URH!"

Guest,"You were saying?"

Home owner, "Umm, don't look now. But I totally just farved."
telling your friends you can't make it, and then showing up unexpectedly
It was kinda cool when he showed up the first time, but after getting farved a few times that shit gets annoying.
farved by Ileftmydogoutside January 20, 2011
Means unique, courageous, precious,and having no equal
U are so unique ,courageous ,precious and having no equal as fareedah
fareedah by Anastasia hart August 12, 2018
When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.
The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."
farmed by Quasi-Realistic Dude September 8, 2013

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!