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The act of sending a picture of your Penis through a text message
Hope: has Tom Farved you yet?

Jenn: no just drunk texts

Hope : He's sent me Three , and his Penis looks weird.
farved by t@ags January 13, 2011
Related Words
farved • fareed • Farded • farked • Farmed • farve • fareeda • fareedah • Farveing • fared
(v)To have taken a shit or a piss in any part of your own home, other than the bathroom.
Home owner, "Then i was all like-URH!"

Guest,"You were saying?"

Home owner, "Umm, don't look now. But I totally just farved."
farved by Jebudiah Springteen July 2, 2008
telling your friends you can't make it, and then showing up unexpectedly
It was kinda cool when he showed up the first time, but after getting farved a few times that shit gets annoying.
farved by Ileftmydogoutside January 20, 2011
Means unique, courageous, precious,and having no equal
U are so unique ,courageous ,precious and having no equal as fareedah
fareedah by Anastasia hart August 12, 2018
When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.
The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."
farmed by Quasi-Realistic Dude September 8, 2013

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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