Brett Farving

1) The inability to except one's real age.

2) Preforming the actions of a young person, regardless of one's actual age.

3) Preforming far past one's prime.

"My dad was skateboarding the other day" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

"David Beckham is so old, yet he still plays soccer" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

by Skim Milk July 1, 2012

Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.

I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.

by krusty123 December 14, 2010

farveing

when one says they are going to quit or resume a task later but they just keep at it

Mom: I think it's time for you to stop working on your puzzle and come have dinner
Boy: yeah, mom, I''ll be right there! I'm qutting soon!

twenty minutes later....
Mom: Quit farveing! You're dinner is getting cold!

by pantsoffdanceoff898989 January 16, 2010