fartshit

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

by joonerino July 25, 2008

fartshit

When you fart and poop come out.

Friend 1: Bro, I just made a fartshit
Friend 2: shut the fuck up

by BBlias March 4, 2022

fartshit

verb. when someone farts but accidentally releases some spare feces, resulting in a spraying of feces along with the sound of a fart.

mel gibson fartshit on carmtan at the end of "Passion of the Jew" episode.

"dude james just fartshitted all over your toilet seat."

by silverio August 11, 2008

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022