fartburglar

n. a burglar that steals things and farts in your house. often the house-owner gets accused of for the extremely toxicating smell

I didn't fart, it was the fartburglar

by kevinyahyah August 08, 2008

Fartburglar

A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.

you fartburglar!

by loupro8 August 22, 2008