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1.
A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.
you fartburglar!
by loupro8 July 26, 2008

Words related to Fartburglar

burglar fart bandit horrible smell steal steals thunder
 
2.
n. a burglar that steals things and farts in your house. often the house-owner gets accused of for the extremely toxicating smell
I didn't fart, it was the fartburglar
by kevinyahyah July 15, 2008