A person who farts right after you and steals your thunder, so to speak, claiming they are responsible for the horrible smell when it is really you.
by loupro8 July 26, 2008
n. a burglar that steals things and farts in your house. often the house-owner gets accused of for the extremely toxicating smell
I didn't fart, it was the fartburglar
by kevinyahyah July 15, 2008