Fartronomy 

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.

Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.

Fartronomy by joseph blough April 12, 2022

Fartbroken 

When someone fails to fart after repeated attempts and become very frustrated and upset about it.

The other day, I really wanted to fart. I tried so many times, I squeezed, grunted, and even screamed, but nothing would come out! I was so fartbroken.

Fartbroken by smellyjanus May 15, 2011

Fartbongo 

A derogatory term used to refer to President Obama. It is a poorly constructed insult using two off-rhymes for his last name: Fart = O and bongo = bama.

President Fartbongo is a Socialist and secretly a Muslim.

Fartbongo by think_balance August 2, 2011

Fartown

If you don't carrie a gun round here expect to get shot by a white guy in a tracksuit from'Fartown'(AKA 'Da Hood)

Gangster:'Yo white boy yo ass gonna get shot up if you ain't from Fartown'

White Boy:'Oh shit better run to fixby!'

Fartown by MrNoMuscle August 29, 2007

fartbong 

A beer bong made out of the top half of a Sparkletts and excessively wide plastic tubing which is primarily used to dramatically improve the acoustics of a fart traveling through it.

We stayed up all night ripping em through our fartbong...and I don't think we were even drunk

fartbong by nutsaq February 7, 2003

Farmgrown

The opposite of homegrown. Refers to the extremely unattractive and farm-like raised college-age girls whose only career could be in farm animal pornography.

Dude shes a farmgrown for sure!

Farmgrown by N and H November 10, 2009

fatbrowne 

A name implying that an individual has had Jaw surgery or some form of Oral and Maxillofacial corrective sugery in the past.

Hey that fatbrowne has a nice looking chin

fatbrowne by fatbrowne November 3, 2010