2 definitions by smellyjanus

Top Definition
When someone farts, and someone else nearby (in the same room) tries to take credit for that fart.
Hey, I just cranked out a loud wet fart and that guy over there tried to fartjack it and take credit for himself. Damn fartjacker!
#fartjacking #fart #jack #hijack #fartjacker
by smellyjanus January 12, 2010
When someone fails to fart after repeated attempts and become very frustrated and upset about it.
The other day, I really wanted to fart. I tried so many times, I squeezed, grunted, and even screamed, but nothing would come out! I was so fartbroken.
#fart #heartbroken #hartbroken #farted #upset
by smellyjanus April 24, 2011
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