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fantagonist

An immature, small-minded, pathetic creature that becomes a facebook "fan" of someone just so they can spew hateful rhetoric about them and insult the true fans.
"In between welfare checks, the fantagonist made hundreds of posts to a prominent conservative's page."

Fistaroni 

To receive a rough and rugged fisting of your anus from you partner, male or female, as a gesture of appreciation after you have taken them for a wonderful pasta dinner at their favorite Italian restaurant.
Joe: Hey Frank. How as you date with Susan last night? Did you take her to Gambino's?
Frank: Yea brother. It was great. Great wine. Great Pasta. She loves that place. Loves it so much that I got the old Fistaroni when I got home.

Joe: Sweet! At least the Lasagna won't clog you up this time.
Fistaroni by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015

Fagaroni 

An extremely flamboyant emo kid of the alternate life style.
Johny wore a pink skirt today, he is such a fagaroni.
Fagaroni by iLUFF May 22, 2009

fratagonia 

Nickname for Patagonia fleeces that are largely worn by fraternity brothers.
The fratty kid wore a fratgonia fleece.
fratagonia by Kevin April 12, 2005

Fartronomy 

The scientific study of flatulence. A PhD in fartronomy is an expert in expulsions from the ass.
Donald likes to stick his nose in people’s asses to measure the density of farts. He has a PhD from Harvard in Fartronomy.
Fartronomy by joseph blough April 12, 2022

Faparoni & Cheese 

It is when a guy busts on a cold bowl of Mac & Cheese after plowing someon & it is usually eaten by the person that was fucked.
Guy #1: "Hey Apolo, Ramses told me you fucked that girl?"
Apolo: "Not only did I fuck her bro, I gave that bitch some Faparoni & Cheese!"
Guy #1: "You're the sickest"