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Fart Tactics 

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.
DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
Fart Tactics by Yakyelder October 27, 2020
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Tactical Fart 

The intentional use of flatulence when surrounded by individuals whom you do not particularly like and wish to repel and ward off but don't consider them to be worth the effort of anything other then a fart. More often is the act of having flatulence and not bothering to attempt to cover it up or ward off the smell.
I was stuck at work with those two obnoxious sisters, so I broke out with a tactical fart and that shut them up pretty quickly.
Tactical Fart by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

testicle fart 

A fart for when you fart and its traped and pops when it gets to your testicles an bring a pleasure to you and then you try harder for more
a testicle fart for nice times
testicle fart by shadowninjaYT July 30, 2016

fartastic 

When you fart very loudly and get a great sense of relief, as the pressure from the gut is released through a great fart.
Aah, that was fartastic, I can relax again now.
fartastic by Avoura December 28, 2005

fartastic 

fart worthy; a situation so fantastic, it deserves a fart.
son: i won first place in hurdles!!
father: gee son, thats fartastic
fartastic by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

farttastic 

Something that is farttastic smells bad. If it's not a tangible thing, but you think it would smell bad if it was real, that would also be farttastic.

In Spanish, the word is farttastico.
rachel: imogen and spek should come back.
israel: yeah, them being gone is totally farttastic.

child: mom, what are you cooking?

mother: my family's secret recipe, doesn't it smell great?
child: no, it's totally farttastic!
farttastic by israel!! October 13, 2009

Frattastic

To wear or do something that Represents a Fraternity so well it is fantastic.
Wow, Andy Drinking all that frat water in his pink polo shirt and boat shoes looks Frattastic.
Frattastic by Andrew Corcoran June 12, 2008