A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.
I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.
by Rob Mitchell December 6, 2006
Where one passes wind into the palms of their cupped hands, thereby trapping the odour, then releasing the odour into the face of an unsuspecting victim.
by Alz and Levi March 8, 2007
I felt the filling of my fart sandwich slowly inching to the top of the crack, thus I knew its release was imminent.
by Mona Swompp October 21, 2007
Sam: I made a fart sandwich last night
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough
James: That's grim
Adam: I can't do that, my balls aren't stretchy enough
by fingerfucker May 3, 2016
by dickfitzentite March 17, 2010
The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.
Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.
by chuck stieg February 8, 2008
A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.
by Dr Irka January 3, 2021