Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.
hahaha did you just far away fart?
by atomic thigh clap May 22, 2011
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When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present
Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”
by Wallyman April 24, 2022
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