Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

Fartleberry

A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.

"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"

Fartleberry by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

fartleberry

the small shitlets fired out with a good fart.

oops there goes another one

fartleberry by tartanbeastie February 15, 2004

fartleberry

The little balls of excrement that cling to anus hairs

I woke up after a three-day bender, went to take a dump, and found a fartleberry patch.

fartleberry by Noel Ster July 29, 2003

Fargleberry 

When a person has a dangleberry and farts so hard that it dislodges itself.

Cody- The other night I had such a huge Fargleberry incident I swear I shot it through my undies.

Wyatt- I swear to Fargle I just launched my Berry.

Fargleberry by JauqueLeCauqeGrande April 29, 2014

farkleberry 

This is the cousin of the dingleberry , this happens after masturbation. It is when a globule of your jizz gets onto your cock bush and you forget about it. Later, it dries up into a ball and can go unnoticed for a while, unless you take a shower.

Zakk: Dude, at camp, I rubbed off some knuckle children and got a nasty farkleberry.

Henry: ohh god, don't you guys only have showers, like, once a week?

Zakk: Yeah it was disgusting.

farkleberry by slutbaby January 26, 2011

farkleberry 

When one finds bits of fecal matter debree wedged inside of the anal crevis.

When you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.

farkleberry by Just another interested subscriber December 3, 2006