Sir Fapsalot 

That guy you know who is open about fapping, tells you when he faps AND WHAT HE FAPS TO. He can be the real chill guy but when he gets home he gets it on with himself.

Girl 1: My boyfriend spends like 2 hours in the bathroom everyday!
Girl 2: Pshhhh he's obviously a Sir Fapsalot

Sir Fapsalot by Depths of the Internet April 29, 2015

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

Fagalot 

1. (Noun) A REAL location on our planet full of gay men.
2. (Verb) When two men in suits of armor have homo-sexual intercourse.
3. (Adjective) When someone is SUPER DUPER REALLY UBER GAY.

1. Hey! Let's journey to Fagalot today! Shall we?
2. We performed great Fagalot throughout the night prior to this day!
3. Dude, you are being so Fagalot.

Fagalot by Sir Fagalot July 30, 2009

fapality 

Instant orgasm due to very erotic porn pics

I had planned a nice and lazy fap session but as soon as I saw your pic Fapality happened

fapality by Fatso McFatydude June 7, 2018

fagalot 

A fagalot is someone who cannot help but to touch any man that he can. He will go around high fiving people or grabbing people. Within 2 days of knowing him he should try to tounch your balls. If he does call 1800-fag-a-lot and they will help you.

guy1: omg byron just touched my balls
guy2: omg he has been high fiving everyone for days
guy1: we better call fagalot

fagalot by stinkfire November 19, 2007

Fapaloo 

One who reads a piece of Dr.Seuss literature while fapping.

That guys such a Fapaloo. I went to his house and he had Green Eggs and Ham in the bathroom.

Fapaloo by Bongtroc1ty December 25, 2007

fapalog

A mental (or digital) catalog of images used for masturbatory purposes.

"I've got a few minutes while I wait for this video to stream... might as well open the fapalog."

"Aw, the internet's down. Guess I have to pull up the mental fapalog."

fapalog by baroque_brococo July 30, 2012