fap-fu 

The kung-fu like art of fapping. Skills related to masturbation.

I had to use my fap-fu techniques to get the ketchup out.

fap-fu by Tagifras July 10, 2010

fap fun 

Jerking off to female pleasured moaning in porn until you cum

God I love fap fun but I can't do it in public

fap fun by Therapyfuck April 26, 2015

Fap Fuel 

Something that makes you turned on and want to masturbate.

Oh man did you see Sheila's dress last night, now that was fap fuel.

Fap Fuel by TruFacesWillCome September 28, 2011

fap fucker 

The one who fucks a fapper. or fap before fuck.

Jenny is a fap fucker, coz Ron is a fapman.

fap fucker by Pawll May 14, 2014

Fap Fuck February 

February is the month for relaxing your nuts.
It comes right after 'Just Jizz January'

Person 1: "I just made it through Just Jizz January, my girlfriend is pissed and horny"
Person 2: "Relax! Fap Fuck February is coming, you can fuck her now"

Fap Fuck February by Leo F. November 1, 2018

fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time

Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad

fap to the future by Sir. Fappington January 21, 2016

Fury Fap 

Masturbating in order to release pent-up anger/stress. Usually done by gamers after losing a game.

Person 1: Hey, where'd Ted go?
Person 2: Oh, he lost a game of League of Legends. He's taking a fury fap.

Fury Fap by Poni the poni December 17, 2013