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The Falwellian Empire

Lynchburg, VA. Dominated by Liberty University, Falwell's own "city on a hill", aka- Liberty Mountain. So many lights the thing has a freakin' halo at night. The Falwellian Empire includes Wal-Mart, Target, Olive Garden, Sonics, and pretty much anything else you could think of. You can't do anything in Lynchburg without venturing into God Squad territory.
"Dude, let's go to Wal-Mart!"
"No, thanks, I don't feel like being exposed to the Falwellian Empire at the moment..."
"It's ok, it's 11 o'clock. It's past the God Squad's bedtime."
"Sweet, let's go!"
The Falwellian Empire by Lupin1 September 28, 2006
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Falwelling 

Another word for cuckolding. Specifically, it refers to the classic husband watching his wife in the former form on cuckolding.
Becki and Jerry were into Falwelling because Granda pounded Becki while Jerry watched from the corner of the room.
Falwelling by ThePirateFU666 September 7, 2020

farwellianfriends 

similar to name dropping, claiming friendship to someone who you've met once or friended on social media.
I'm farwellianfriends with Michael Jordan... cause I follow him on facebook
farwellianfriends by Neildown February 3, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026