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falshartto 

The term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible ass rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. The falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. Often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. A falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.
I ripped a textbook 20 second falshartto in English class today.
falshartto by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016
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A rapper born and raised in Fresno, CA

With all the talk that hip-hop is dead, there’s no better example than Fashawn to prove that it’s certainly alive, well and being fed to a hungry new generation of Hip-Hop fans. And after listening to just 16 bars it’s evident that Fashawn is one of the hungriest. He’s a prodigal son, part of a new generation of emcees lucky enough to grow up in hip-hop’s golden era. He’s not an ’80s baby; he’s a ’90s baby. Think about that for a second. Then think about his potential.

Fashawn’s charisma and talent have placed him at the forefront of Central California's hip hop scene, steering a vibrant pack of young artists with his innovative style and originality in his music.

His content is streetwise, having grown up in rough East Fresno, hip to what’s happening in the streets but also kickin’ it with the skaters who listened to Hieroglyphics. That combination yields a street-smart rhymer who can deliver content. His lyrics are smart; keen on songwriting as well as wordplay.
"Cen Cal Terrain Soak Up Game" - Fashawn
Fashawn by Tericottapie April 17, 2009

Fanshawe College 

A party school located in London, Ontario and is also referred to as FUNSHAWE. School is full of hot but dumb ass bitches and tons of blow. The guys in the school are complete fagots other than the ones that live in in merlin q building where all the big juice monkeys live. There also is a bunch of fake gangster niggas who completly are the bigest pussy's and claim they come from brooklyn. In general great school but the real party is on the fifth and fourth floors of Q building.
I fuked a bitch at Fanshawe college for bus fare and then i walked

Fanshawe College 

A sick school dedicated to constant partying. They care little for the actual schooling, but make the most of their time in school by having the time of their life. The school is infamous for its student housing located on flemming, as well as neighbouring streets which are conveniently right beside the school itself. The students have a tendency to get outrageously wasted and do stupid, but equally hilarious things on a constant weekly basis.
man, i had the craziest night on flemming beside Fanshawe College last night. I punched a hole in this guys wall and did a 30 second keg stand, then i found the sexiest bitch in the party and fucked the shit out of her
Fanshawe College by crizzler November 2, 2010
Dude you wanna get baked.
"Fa Shaw nigz"
fashaw by paul January 11, 2005

Fanshawe House 

1. An off campus house for the elite Fanshawe College students
2. The place to spend Halloween
3. The place to party
4. Home to the hottest girls in London, Ontario
5. Ran by the nicest landlord anyone has ever met
1. "Have you seen those two huge buildings on Third?"
"Yeah, only the best students live there!"
2. "Halloween was epic!"
"Yeah, I spent it at Fanshawe House. I've never been so
hammered!"
3. "I had the best time of my life partying at Fanshawe House..
too bad I can't remember any of it"
4. "Damn, those Fanshawe House girls are fucking hot!"
5. "Edith only yelled at me once today!"
"Was it in Russian?"
"I'm not sure, I can't understand anything that foreign bitch
says to me!"
Fanshawe House by DickSon6969 January 16, 2009

Fanshawe College 

Fanshawe Community College is located in London, Ontario and somehow survives in the shadow of the city's main educational institution, UWO (University of Western Ontario). Fanshawe students are infamous for partying on any day of the week, receiving numerous tickets relating to overwhelming noise complaints, public drunkenness, selling alcohol without a license, etc... and spending more money paying off fines than on their tuition. Many fanshawe college students feel they have a rivalry with UWO students due to the simple fact that they are in the same city, examples are the females believing they are better looking, and males believing they have bigger dick, etc. The odd fact that everyone forgets is that the majority kids who didn't get into UWO went to colleges such as Fanshawe. As well, the few students who aren't complete morons realize that to have a decent future they will need to attend classes at a university such as UWO. In conclusion, Fanshawe is full of sluts and dicks, (and the odd guy who has his head on straight) who need to chill.
Female Fanshawe College student: "That UWO bitch is so stuck up, she'll only sleep with one guy at a time!"

Male Fanshawe College Student: "DUDE! I'm so drunk! Let's go jump some western kid who looks like he might have a lot of money!"

Fanshawe College Student: "I didn't have the marks to get into UWO so I ended up going to Fanshawe F'in College."