Two seconds into the song Norma Jean played a fakedown, but I ignored it because I'm too cool to dance or move or react to anything ever.
Alternative slang for a loose woman that basically is a high context version in low context of regarding said woman as a slut or a gold digging bitch. The subject is #1> Fake in her approach and what she appears to be (i.e. "working an angle on a male or female being played for a sap) to the man or woman who's interested in said person. And #2> Down as in "cool with" that person but is in fact a perpetrator gaining a false sense of trust with the interested party and/or group.
Overall one who has ulterior motives and is mercenary with their feelings, thoughts and body. This is a woman who never learned who they were as a person, and projects damnation through treachery and being a money siphon. Thus ultimately a FAKE DOWN.
Bobak: "What happened with Xiomara and Mike?"
Jordan: "Shit man, Xiomara turned out to be nothing more than another Fake Down. Bitch had Mike going for awhile, but once he saw through it, he gave her the Chorizo Thundercrack and left her high and dry at a high society party full of perverts that he had crashed."
Switching on the hazard warning lights of a car in order to stop in a place where you would otherwise get a ticket.
If a car breaks down, the hazard warning lights are switched on.
Stopping your car (eg. to unload goods) and switching on the hazard warning lights is a fakebreakdown, ergo a "fakedown"