Skip to main content

fujoinklejink

a word describing a mishap or a mistake.

It could also describe Masturbation.
(man 1 spilt banana milk over himself)
man 1: I just spilt banana milk over myself. what a fujoinklejink!

another example:
man 1: so hey man, what is your proudest fujoinklejink?
man 2: I once fujoinklejinked to a trap!
fujoinklejink by JynxyWynxy August 26, 2019
Related Words
A word used to describe a mistake or a fuck-up.

Mayder says that it can be used in any context or part of speech.
Rosie "Mayder" O'Donnell.
"you didn't get the discount on that car?"
"no, I fajinked it"
fajink by Mayder737 March 15, 2023
bitch slapping someone in the face with your cock. often happens when a blowjob goes wrong
i was getting coaster head on ghostrider, but right before the fall, i popped out of her mouth and fadoinked her right in the eye. HEADSHOT!
fadoink by The Fadoinkinator November 11, 2004
when you slap a bitch across the face with your dick
That bitch took too long to suck it, so I fadoinked her
fadoink by Allie December 29, 2003

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026