fartificial 

noun: a fake or false fart
verb: pretending to fart by making loud, fart-like sounds by various methods including but not limited to mouths and/or hands, arms, or armpits.

Three guys at a party, standing in the hallway. One goes in the bathroom and soon really loud fart-like sounds begin.
First guy looks at the second and says, "oh dude, he's..."
Second guy interrupts, "No man, fartificial."

or

Kate was so embarrassed when her Mom came to visit and Brad thought it'd be funny to go in the bathroom and fartificial.

fartificial by claudel November 10, 2009

failurrific 

describing or characterized by an impressive failure

Her attempt to jump off her bike onto a trampoline was failurrific.

failurrific by atemperman April 20, 2003

Farmification 

The process of making people more farmer-like in the way they live their lives, producing more farmers.

Influencing people to take up an interest in farming.

Farmification usually happens by just getting out there and spreading the word on how cool farming is.

I believe in the farmification of society. One by one, a nation of farmers is in the works.

Farmification by Brent Heigold June 24, 2009

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Faperific 

Exceedingly worth fapping over.

That woman in the tight red dress is faperific!

Faperific by ViciousMrT October 22, 2007

Fartification 

A room filled with farts to a point where no one wants to enter from the outside. Mostly bedrooms in the morning.

"When I arrived at the party, the room was a fartification. I couldn't bear to go there and stayed in the kitchen instead."

Fartification by Arctica February 2, 2017

failurific

(adj) 1: the quality of being extremely FAIL
2: the quality of being generally bad, an antonym of terrific

1: *juggler unsuccessfully attempts to juggle three balls*
Guy: that was failurific.
2: *tree falls on guy's house*
Guy: failurific.

failurific by Legitimate Atheist June 10, 2009