Best county in the USA! Located in northern VA, pretty much next to DC, the second best place! Fairfax is home to over 1,000,000 people, and is considered as one of the wealthiest counties in the entire USA! There are about 500 different malls, each one larger than the next, so basically the county is a shopping mall where teens hang out. Lots of traffic here too, since we got such a high population. In Fairfax, "rush hour" is from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM, with a slight break at 10:02 PM. Fairfax is also home to one of the country's largest school systems, with so many people from different races and places that if you walked down a hallway in any school, you instantly learn a new language. Yep, this is pretty much the best place to live in anywhere!
Person 1: Man i wished i lived in fairfax. Instead, i gotta live in Fauquier.
Person 2: HAHA
by hoagly December 26, 2011
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The equivalent of being Jack Johnsoned or munsoned. Being fooled into a situation you can't escape. Especially true in traveling jobs when you are duped into an extended stay in a sub-par suburban town selling a ridiculous product, like posters to college kids.
1: "Dude, I think we're Fairfaxed. Two whole weeks in Little Rapids and my source is M.I.A."

2: "We have 7 more days here? Holy shit we are Fairfaxed"
by jordotech March 22, 2008
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a place that seems like it isn't real, or a giant outdoor shopping mall. It's really trippy.
guy) where did you go last weekend

other guy) nowhere. i was in fairfax
by phillieseagles June 6, 2010
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Fairfax, Va - right outside of the great D.C. YES it is northern, and yes we are proud to say so- we are NOT southerners! Not judgmental, welcome of all, fake we are not- posers- no thank you-we find you quick. Be yourself and you WILL have fun in THE Veeee Aaaaa. And we are proud to be here, so don't mess with the 7 0 3. Seriously
Fairfax, the funfax place to be.
by fairfax33 September 20, 2008
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Giving a man every impression that you're going home to have sex with him and then: twist, you drop him off on a street corner far from where he lives, probably on Fairfax.
My friend made out with a guy at Busby's West, and then had him come along in the car to Astro Burger in West Hollywood. She dropped him off at Fairfax and Santa Monica, claiming she never gave him the impression she was going to have sex with him. She fairfaxed that dude.
by Abuadoo January 1, 2014
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A small suburb by Cincinnati surounded by real suburbs. Like the ghetto but with poor white people.
There is no one in my AP class from Fairfax.
"That kid got held back." "Did he go to Fairfax?"
by Karas64 March 4, 2008
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