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Fair deuce 

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John
GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz
Fair deuce by Cazlab7 November 17, 2017

fair deuce 

Something that Jackson says all the time. Not that i know him or anything. I just heard hes pretty cool. But not when he says fair deuce. Because he applies it to EVERY SITUATION.
"I wanna drink"
"Fair deuce"
" Im feeling sick"
"Fair deuce"

"Lets wear this decorative hat feather to go traveling to Denmark"
"fair deuce"
fair deuce by Not Jeordie June 15, 2014

fair dece 

short for fairly decent. it means pretty good or not bad.
John: So what do you think of her?
David: She fair dece, man, fair dece.
John: Sweet
fair dece by maltesepace January 10, 2006

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026