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militant factualism

Militant factualism is an adherence or devotion to facts that is aggressively imposed upon others.

Militant factualists make correcting even the most minor factual mistakes their raison d’être. No matter the situation, they are compelled to assert their factual dominance over others.
me: Could you hand me the remote?

mf: You mean the remote control?

me: Quit with the militant factualism!
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Factualiticitationism 

The highest form of accuracy. If someone says something very true and you agree.
Jim: hey it’s so nice outside

Steven: That’s factualiticitationism
Factualiticitationism by ÃÜŠ January 17, 2020

Factualistic 

If someone is spittin’ so many facts you don’t even have the words to describe it.
James - “Jadyn is such a bitch”
Bryce - “that’s Factualistic James

Actual Factuals 

The truth; Real Shit; Facts nigga.
Ooo girl i need the Actual Factuals!
Actual Factuals by Victoria925 December 13, 2017

Fatalism 

The belief that everything is set in stone and everyone's fate is already chosen. Many believe this to be luck that your fate is a lucky fate or a bad fate.
Do you believe in fatalism?
Fatalism by AzulStar May 24, 2018

Factuals 

Something that is so true facts isn’t enough.
Him: Yeah, that girls a hoe.

Me: Factuals...🤷🏼 ♀️
Factuals by Ndinsi November 2, 2018

Straight factuals no captuals

When you are hearing someone spitting facts you can reply by saying this and it will imply that you are 100% in agreement with what they are saying.
Gabe- yo this jacket is cold bruh
TJ- yo that’s straight factuals no captuals