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facikated
Pronounced Face uh kated - The act of being beaten, broken or whooped on by an opponent in any drinking game. Durived from Fornicated insinuating that your face just got fu**ed!
1) you better change your Facebook status to sore, cuz you just got facikated!
2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated
3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!
2) Dont talk with your mouth full! You've just been facikated
3) Im sorry but I am not going to use lube before I facikate your face!
facikated by Wronghander22 February 3, 2010
Bullshit Facilitator
A Bullshit Facilitator is a certain professional, or group of them, that couldn't make it to the Big League in the western world, so decided to spice up his/their CV and venture somewhere else in one of under-development countries, hoping to be mistaken for a Guru and to get some business.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.
Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.
They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.
Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.
They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.
Lim Lin: "Hey! That guy that spoke at the workshop yesterday know how to wear his hat! He's so knowledgeable"
Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"
Bullshit Facilitator by Parcerito February 3, 2010
Factinate
Factinate is a garbage website that that steals people's posts from Reddit and re-posts them without their permission. So, to Factinate something, is essentially the act of stealing from one website and re-posting it somewhere else.
Factinate by Drake's Revenge October 7, 2019