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When a lady position's her tropical fruit or hirsute hacienda upon the face of an unsuspecting victim
Rusty: look Jack that lady is interfering with that young man!
Jack: that's not a lady, that's Laura...and she's doing the facienda on him!
Rusty:...and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it's a sight to behold!
Jack: she's some girl!
facienda by Sandal-Bag February 15, 2010
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a fake accent >>> fa-ccent >>> faccent
Yankees trying to sound like a Pommie
faccent by Flinders September 13, 2005
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a more compact word for facetiousness. used only by pretentious intellectuals who make up words that sound good but don't exist according to the dictionary, and ironicists that mock the aforementioned pretentious intellectuals, but only because they used the word, looked it up and saw it did not exist, and redacted it to save their ass.
Betwixt; your faciety is appallingly discourteous -- i might beseech you that you show some respectful austerity.
faciety by aestrivex January 26, 2010
A fat person accent, usually implies an out of breath state at the end of sentences.
A keebler elf that eats more cookies than it makes will have a thick faccent.
faccent by carlosspicyweiner November 29, 2012
(noun) 1. Someone who supports every side of a debate for the sake of boosting his self-image, ratings, and/ or poll numbers. 2. Someone who has many faces or agreeable sides to an argument. 3. Someone who is two-faced.
"Depending on the audience, some people are so faciest to get everyone to be supportive than critical of past errors."

fancient 

fucking ancient. Anything that is really old which is considered to be outdated.
Ima go 2 Wal-Mart to pick up Diablo.

Dude, that game is fancient.
fancient by Amelia Bound May 1, 2008
a list of things to be done or accomplished.
This work is not on the faciendum. As such, I need not do it right now.
faciendum by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010