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a more compact word for facetiousness. used only by pretentious intellectuals who make up words that sound good but don't exist according to the dictionary, and ironicists that mock the aforementioned pretentious intellectuals, but only because they used the word, looked it up and saw it did not exist, and redacted it to save their ass.
Betwixt; your faciety is appallingly discourteous -- i might beseech you that you show some respectful austerity.
by aestrivex January 26, 2010

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